Anal Glaucoma

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Anal Glaucoma is a crude slang term used to humorously describe a situation where someone is unable to see or perceive things properly because their head is stuck up their own rear end, metaphorically speaking. It is often used to mock individuals who are arrogant, close-minded, or oblivious to their own faults.

This term is a combination of two provocative words – “anal,” meaning overly concerned with details or rules, and “glaucoma,” a medical condition that affects vision. The expression playfully suggests that someone’s focus on insignificant matters or their self-centeredness prevents them from seeing the bigger picture.

Example 1: “Did you hear Jeff during the meeting? He was completely suffering from anal glaucoma, criticizing every minor detail while missing the main objective.”

Example 2: “Susan needs to widen her perspective; her anal glaucoma prevents her from appreciating diverse opinions and ideas.”

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